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Monday, 22 December 2008
Thursday, 11 December 2008
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
Friday, 31 October 2008
And the survey says....
10 things you don't know about sex
Wing Sze Tang reports.
Provided by FASHION Magazine
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1: Ready, set, go—there’s nearly no difference in the amount of time it takes healthy men and women to reach peak sexual arousal: roughly 10 minutes.
2: One per cent of adults have zero interest in sex and have never felt sexually attracted to anyone at all. Asexuality may be an under-the-radar sexual orientation, but researchers have only just begun to study it. On the other end of the rainbow, an estimated 3 to 6 per cent of the population have some form of sex addiction.
3: Straight, gay or flexible? Recent research suggests women may be “intrinsically bisexual,” and the higher their libido, the more they desire both sexes. In another study, the female subjects—whether they considered themselves straight or gay—were physically aroused by erotic films of both men and women. In contrast, the straight men were excited just by women, and the gay men only by men.
4: Canadian men have, on average, 23 sexual partners in total (notably more than the global average of 13), according to one recent worldwide survey. Their female counterparts reportedly have 10. The hitch? Number crunchers say the finding that men have substantially more bedmates on average than women is mathematically impossible.
5: Beyond its unsexy smell and taste, smoking appears to double a man’s risk of moderate or complete erectile dysfunction.
6: Once upon a time, doctors treated women suffering from “hysteria” by stimulating them to orgasm—a service dubbed “medical massage.” By the 1930s, it was abandoned in favour of psychotherapy.
7: Why do I bed thee? Let me count the ways. U.S. researchers who set out to catalogue all the reasons why humans have sex came up with 237 distinct ones. Among the top 10 motives, women and men had eight in common. A notable exception: “I realized I was in love” came in at number nine for women, but at number 17 for men.
8: Having sex regularly—at least once a week—may promote fertility in women by regulating hormones and menstrual patterns.
9: Male sweat contains androstadienone, a compound that enhances mood and sexual arousal in women. Alas, it also boosts levels of stress hormones. The chemical has been used as an ingredient in men’s fragrances.
10: What’s love got to do with it? Sexual arousal and romantic love activate quite distinct areas of the brain—and love is clearly the more powerful. The latter turns on dopamine-rich regions linked with motivation, and falling in love is not unlike the rush of taking cocaine, hence the addictiveness of a new crush, and the withdrawal-like symptoms of love lost.
Wing Sze Tang reports.
Provided by FASHION Magazine
Email This Article IM This Article Print This Article
1: Ready, set, go—there’s nearly no difference in the amount of time it takes healthy men and women to reach peak sexual arousal: roughly 10 minutes.
2: One per cent of adults have zero interest in sex and have never felt sexually attracted to anyone at all. Asexuality may be an under-the-radar sexual orientation, but researchers have only just begun to study it. On the other end of the rainbow, an estimated 3 to 6 per cent of the population have some form of sex addiction.
3: Straight, gay or flexible? Recent research suggests women may be “intrinsically bisexual,” and the higher their libido, the more they desire both sexes. In another study, the female subjects—whether they considered themselves straight or gay—were physically aroused by erotic films of both men and women. In contrast, the straight men were excited just by women, and the gay men only by men.
4: Canadian men have, on average, 23 sexual partners in total (notably more than the global average of 13), according to one recent worldwide survey. Their female counterparts reportedly have 10. The hitch? Number crunchers say the finding that men have substantially more bedmates on average than women is mathematically impossible.
5: Beyond its unsexy smell and taste, smoking appears to double a man’s risk of moderate or complete erectile dysfunction.
6: Once upon a time, doctors treated women suffering from “hysteria” by stimulating them to orgasm—a service dubbed “medical massage.” By the 1930s, it was abandoned in favour of psychotherapy.
7: Why do I bed thee? Let me count the ways. U.S. researchers who set out to catalogue all the reasons why humans have sex came up with 237 distinct ones. Among the top 10 motives, women and men had eight in common. A notable exception: “I realized I was in love” came in at number nine for women, but at number 17 for men.
8: Having sex regularly—at least once a week—may promote fertility in women by regulating hormones and menstrual patterns.
9: Male sweat contains androstadienone, a compound that enhances mood and sexual arousal in women. Alas, it also boosts levels of stress hormones. The chemical has been used as an ingredient in men’s fragrances.
10: What’s love got to do with it? Sexual arousal and romantic love activate quite distinct areas of the brain—and love is clearly the more powerful. The latter turns on dopamine-rich regions linked with motivation, and falling in love is not unlike the rush of taking cocaine, hence the addictiveness of a new crush, and the withdrawal-like symptoms of love lost.
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Thursday, 16 October 2008
IS SEX A CRIME?
Tell me what YOU think....
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What's this
DUBAI (AFP) - A Dubai court on Thursday sentenced two Britons to three months in prison to be followed by their deportation for having sex on a beach in the booming Muslim Gulf emirate.
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Michelle Palmer, 37, and Vince Acors, 34, were found guilty of having sex in a public place on July 5 after drinking heavily.
Both are still free on bail and were not in court to hear the verdict in the highly publicised case.
The defence vowed to appeal and said the relatively moderate ruling suggested that they only committed an indecent act in public and did not actually have sex.
But the prosecution said there was evidence they did have sexual intercourse and that it might appeal the "light" sentence.
"The sentence is rather light. I expect the prosecution to appeal," a prosecution official told AFP, speaking on condition of anonymity.
Under the laws of the United Arab Emirates, of which Dubai is part, the maximum sentence for sex outside of marriage is one year imprisonment and the minimum is three months, the official said.
The same applies for committing an indecent act in public.
"The least they should have got is six months for the first charge (sex) and three months for the second (indecent act in public)," the official said.
Judge Hamdi Abul Khair also fined Palmer and Acors 158 pounds each for drinking alcohol.
Both Palmer, a publishing executive was sacked from her job following the case, and Acors, who was visiting Dubai, have been barred from leaving the UAE.
The prosecution official dismissed a suggestion that the judge might have shown leniency because of the defendants' nationality or to avoid the negative publicity that a harsher sentence could have provoked in Britain -- a country that enjoys strong ties with the UAE.
"No way" can there be a link between the sentence and their nationality, he said.
The couple have 15 days to appeal, and defence lawyer Hassan Matar told AFP they would do so "as soon as possible."
"The verdict shows that the judge was convinced that they did not have sexual intercourse but he punished them for the indecent act of kissing (in public)," Matar said.
He said he did not think the prosecution would appeal. A court official familiar with similar cases agreed.
When the trial opened on August 12, Palmer denied having sex with Acors, saying they were simply "kissing and hugging."
A medical report handed to the judge last month said she was undergoing treatment for "depression and anxiety," but Matar said she was now in good shape.
Acors pleaded not guilty to having sex, but a prosecution official was quoted as saying he initially admitted the offence before changing his story.
Matar has insisted that the results of a medical test on Palmer just hours after they were arrested showed "she had not engaged in recent sexual intercourse," while the medical report for Acors was inconclusive.
The case has received extensive coverage in the British press and turned the spotlight on the lifestyle of the 120,000-plus British residents of the UAE, around 100,000 of whom live in Dubai.
The bustling tourist hub is hugely popular with Britons. Dubai hosts hundreds of thousands of Western residents and tourists, but the city state still adheres to certain strict Islamic rules, and bans sex out of wedlock.
A British embassy spokesman declined to comment on the sentence, but said the case did not appear to have scared off Britons from coming to the UAE.
"We can't interfere in the judicial process of other countries, much as we don't expect other countries to interfere in ours," Simon Goldsmith told AFP.
Asked if the case had had any impact on Dubai's popularity among Britons, he said: "Around a million visitors from the UK come to the UAE every year. We haven't seen anything to suggest a change in those numbers."
29
What's this
DUBAI (AFP) - A Dubai court on Thursday sentenced two Britons to three months in prison to be followed by their deportation for having sex on a beach in the booming Muslim Gulf emirate.
ADVERTISEMENT
Michelle Palmer, 37, and Vince Acors, 34, were found guilty of having sex in a public place on July 5 after drinking heavily.
Both are still free on bail and were not in court to hear the verdict in the highly publicised case.
The defence vowed to appeal and said the relatively moderate ruling suggested that they only committed an indecent act in public and did not actually have sex.
But the prosecution said there was evidence they did have sexual intercourse and that it might appeal the "light" sentence.
"The sentence is rather light. I expect the prosecution to appeal," a prosecution official told AFP, speaking on condition of anonymity.
Under the laws of the United Arab Emirates, of which Dubai is part, the maximum sentence for sex outside of marriage is one year imprisonment and the minimum is three months, the official said.
The same applies for committing an indecent act in public.
"The least they should have got is six months for the first charge (sex) and three months for the second (indecent act in public)," the official said.
Judge Hamdi Abul Khair also fined Palmer and Acors 158 pounds each for drinking alcohol.
Both Palmer, a publishing executive was sacked from her job following the case, and Acors, who was visiting Dubai, have been barred from leaving the UAE.
The prosecution official dismissed a suggestion that the judge might have shown leniency because of the defendants' nationality or to avoid the negative publicity that a harsher sentence could have provoked in Britain -- a country that enjoys strong ties with the UAE.
"No way" can there be a link between the sentence and their nationality, he said.
The couple have 15 days to appeal, and defence lawyer Hassan Matar told AFP they would do so "as soon as possible."
"The verdict shows that the judge was convinced that they did not have sexual intercourse but he punished them for the indecent act of kissing (in public)," Matar said.
He said he did not think the prosecution would appeal. A court official familiar with similar cases agreed.
When the trial opened on August 12, Palmer denied having sex with Acors, saying they were simply "kissing and hugging."
A medical report handed to the judge last month said she was undergoing treatment for "depression and anxiety," but Matar said she was now in good shape.
Acors pleaded not guilty to having sex, but a prosecution official was quoted as saying he initially admitted the offence before changing his story.
Matar has insisted that the results of a medical test on Palmer just hours after they were arrested showed "she had not engaged in recent sexual intercourse," while the medical report for Acors was inconclusive.
The case has received extensive coverage in the British press and turned the spotlight on the lifestyle of the 120,000-plus British residents of the UAE, around 100,000 of whom live in Dubai.
The bustling tourist hub is hugely popular with Britons. Dubai hosts hundreds of thousands of Western residents and tourists, but the city state still adheres to certain strict Islamic rules, and bans sex out of wedlock.
A British embassy spokesman declined to comment on the sentence, but said the case did not appear to have scared off Britons from coming to the UAE.
"We can't interfere in the judicial process of other countries, much as we don't expect other countries to interfere in ours," Simon Goldsmith told AFP.
Asked if the case had had any impact on Dubai's popularity among Britons, he said: "Around a million visitors from the UK come to the UAE every year. We haven't seen anything to suggest a change in those numbers."
Friday, 3 October 2008
Thought I'd share this interesting trivia
South Africans top orgasm list
South Africans are among the top in the world when it comes to having orgasms, the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey has found.
South Africans are among the top in the world when it comes to having orgasms, the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey has found.
Wednesday, 17 September 2008
Thursday, 11 September 2008
Canadians have HOT suggestions for great sex
Here are some suggestions made by Canadian women when asked for sex tips by Chatelaine Magazine....
Make love like it's your last time. Enjoy yourself and have the freedom to do what feels natural. It really is the only time you can lose control and feel great about it!
Gabriella, Toronto
Touch sometimes gets overlooked - but it works better than champagne! Just the touch of his hands on every part of my body before, during and after sex makes me feel sexier than a new pair of jeans.
Katy, Lloydminster, Sask.
When things start to become lifeless in the bedroom, a trip to a sex shop with my partner usually livens things up again. We don't even need to purchase anything - just browsing for 30 minutes usually gives us new ideas to get the blood flowing.
Marie, Scarborough, Ont.
I went through the days of empowerment when I felt that using a man for sex was fine. Just physical, right - like scratching an itch? But it didn't really work. I found that the only time sex could be really fulfilling was when there was a genuine connection with my partner. Without the love, you might as well just masturbate. Even so-so sex with a loved one can be fulfilling.
Denise, Edmonton
When I was 17, a friend I'd met in my first year at college taught me about masturbation. She sat in the school cafeteria and explained, quite matter-of-factly, exactly what to do and how to do it. It gave me a great sense of power to know I was responsible for my own pleasure by getting to know my body and easily achieving orgasm. I've always been grateful for that early lesson - it gave me immense confidence in my sexual relationships afterwards. Thanks, Bonnie - wherever you are!
Cathy, Kanata, Ont.
My best lesson is something a 72-year-old lady once said: "When you're the only naked woman in the room, to him you're worth a million bucks."
Silvana, Toronto
Sex does not make the world go round, though you would never guess this by reading magazines. It's just a part of life - keep it in balance. If you are not sexually active for any number of reasons, you are not a freak of nature and can still lead a great life.
Terry, Peace River, Alta.
If you're faking it, you're not only lying to your partner, you're lying to yourself. Take the time to discover you - it's really worth the trip. And never believe that you're no good in bed!
Paula, Vancouver
Squeeze! Contract your pelvic floor during intercourse - it will help you reach orgasm faster. Also, your partner will go out of his mind! (Tip: to contract your pelvic floor, tighten the muscles you would use to stop the flow of urine.)
Pamela, Uxbridge, Ont.
Make love like it's your last time. Enjoy yourself and have the freedom to do what feels natural. It really is the only time you can lose control and feel great about it!
Gabriella, Toronto
Touch sometimes gets overlooked - but it works better than champagne! Just the touch of his hands on every part of my body before, during and after sex makes me feel sexier than a new pair of jeans.
Katy, Lloydminster, Sask.
When things start to become lifeless in the bedroom, a trip to a sex shop with my partner usually livens things up again. We don't even need to purchase anything - just browsing for 30 minutes usually gives us new ideas to get the blood flowing.
Marie, Scarborough, Ont.
I went through the days of empowerment when I felt that using a man for sex was fine. Just physical, right - like scratching an itch? But it didn't really work. I found that the only time sex could be really fulfilling was when there was a genuine connection with my partner. Without the love, you might as well just masturbate. Even so-so sex with a loved one can be fulfilling.
Denise, Edmonton
When I was 17, a friend I'd met in my first year at college taught me about masturbation. She sat in the school cafeteria and explained, quite matter-of-factly, exactly what to do and how to do it. It gave me a great sense of power to know I was responsible for my own pleasure by getting to know my body and easily achieving orgasm. I've always been grateful for that early lesson - it gave me immense confidence in my sexual relationships afterwards. Thanks, Bonnie - wherever you are!
Cathy, Kanata, Ont.
My best lesson is something a 72-year-old lady once said: "When you're the only naked woman in the room, to him you're worth a million bucks."
Silvana, Toronto
Sex does not make the world go round, though you would never guess this by reading magazines. It's just a part of life - keep it in balance. If you are not sexually active for any number of reasons, you are not a freak of nature and can still lead a great life.
Terry, Peace River, Alta.
If you're faking it, you're not only lying to your partner, you're lying to yourself. Take the time to discover you - it's really worth the trip. And never believe that you're no good in bed!
Paula, Vancouver
Squeeze! Contract your pelvic floor during intercourse - it will help you reach orgasm faster. Also, your partner will go out of his mind! (Tip: to contract your pelvic floor, tighten the muscles you would use to stop the flow of urine.)
Pamela, Uxbridge, Ont.
Wednesday, 10 September 2008
Check out these controversial Album Covers!
Check out Yahoo's list of the top 25 controversial album covers.... So many of them are provocative, sexual, deviant and FUN!!!!! There are some GREAT PICS.... nudity, underage, xxx, S & M...
25) Lovesexy--Prince: Not everyone wants to look at a naked Prince. Some people would rather look at a paper bag.
24) Street Survivors--Lynyrd Skynyrd: Not so much controversial as bad karma, since the flames surrounding the band only served to remind everyone that they soon lost several members to a plane crash.
23) Achtung Baby--U2: Adam Clayton posed naked on the back cover and they eventually put an X over the "offending" spot. I'm all for artistic expression, but why do so many people want us to see them naked?
22) Nevermind--Nirvana: Personally, I don't think it's the little kid's genitalia that's offensive, so much as the kid's clamoring for the almighty dollar. What are parents teaching their kids? You want to negotiate these things. You want points. You want a percentage! Not just some stupid dollar.
21) Hefty Fine--Bloodhound Gang: Talk about a Man in a Box. From the looks of it, the model wasn't paid enough to do this. He doesn't look very happy. Do you think this improved his dating life? Could it? This guy's really out there somewhere, probably selling shoes. Did he do this to pay for an operation for his sister? To help bail his parents out of debt? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose. There must be some unusual beholders out there.
20) Love It To Death--Alice Cooper: What is it about the middle finger that causes so much trouble when it's extended? I just see it as another way of people saying hello. Isn't that what they're saying?
19) Moby Grape--Moby Grape: Moby Grape never became the huge success expected of them. When your marketing plan includes releasing five singles all at once so radio programmers don't know what to push and everyone's hearing something different, you've got a problem not even the folks at Sterling Cooper can fix. Don Stevenson, one of the Grape's four members who wasn't Skip Spence, was giving the middle finger from his washboard on initial pressings of the album. The record company sensibly airbrushed it out of subsequent printings, as America's moral status hung in the balance.
18) If You Can Believe Your Eyes And Ears--The Mamas And The Papas: Not only did the foursome pose in a bathtub but they had the nerve to leave the toilet in the shot for "realism." Was the bowl empty? Who knows? The record company quickly put a little sign over it letting us know what hits the album had in store for us. In a rare moment of honest advertising, the songs listed were actually hits and not some manager's wishful thinking.
17) Beggar's Banquet--The Rolling Stones: This album's release was held up because the Rolling Stones wanted an old toilet on the cover and the record company said no. The Stones were always courting controversy. It was their gestalt. Yet the record company had its limits and eventually won out with a white cover with just the name of the band and the album title made to look like a bland wedding invitation. Of course, by the time CD reissues were happening two decades later, the original album cover was then allowed and whatever "cutting edge" properties the cover possessed had been effectively blunted by years of people coming up with album covers considered to be much worse.
16) The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking--Roger Waters: Once the other guys in Pink Floyd finally got tired of being Roger Waters' back-up group, Waters was sent packing to go solo and try out his tuneless wonders on a crack band of session musicians. Always big on "concept," Waters put together an album about, I guess, hitchhiking. As one of six people who enjoyed The Final Cut, I must admit I never quite grasped (i.e. listened to) this Hitchhiking saga. I tried. But like trying to eat cardboard, it wouldn't go down. The original cover, however, did include an illustration of a woman's bare butt, which soon had a black box over it--to save civilization (natch).
15) Dark Side Of The Spoon--Ministry: It wasn't the allusion to heroin in the title or the presence of a naked obese person on the cover, but the dunce cap that encouraged retailers to refuse this Ministry album. Some took it not as a dunce cap, but as a Klan hat. I guess you could infer that the kid writing on the blackboard was naked because his robe was in the wash, but I still think it's a dunce cap.
14) Waking And Dreaming--Orleans: OK, so what is the guy in the middle looking down at? And is he smiling? The guy he's apparently looking at seems to be pretty impressed with himself. Supposedly, they all have jeans on below the crop. But this album turned me against group showers for life.
13) Tin Machine II--Tin Machine: Sure, the frontal nudity may have offended people who don't like looking at such things, but most David Bowie fans were more annoyed by the stiff, robotic, uninspired music contained within. The cover was, arguably, the highlight.
12) Country Life--Roxy Music: Rock musicians live such a charmed life that they often forget that the rest of society is trying to pretend these rock stars aren't as lucky as they are. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll really do beat working for a living. Unless you're a masochist. And naked girls seem to be one of the perks of the rock life. So, of course, the band would want you to see this instead of some boring old grass. I don't think people were really so much offended as just plain jealous.
11) Lovedrive--Scorpions: Nothing worse than getting your gum stuck on your date's breast. That's a pretty awkward moment. It's as if the Scorpions were auditioning for the part of Spinal Tap.
10) Your Turn To Fall--Jandek: Most Jandek albums are a moral affront to photographers everywhere. I could've chosen one of the blurry covers, but there is something so much more offensive, uncomfortable and controversial about the obvious sexual tension involved with this white desk. Don't stare at this one too long or else risk going blind.
9) Diamond Dogs--David Bowie: Dogs love their private parts. Just watch them expose them. Just watch them clean them. Just watch them use them. But when a person decides to become a canine, he must bear adult responsibility for his actions. And, therefore, David Bowie was forced to sacrifice his artistic ideals to appease the canine-sensitive members of his audience and cover up his doggie parts.
8) Ritual De Lo Habitual--Jane's Addiction: Two covers for this one. One with the first amendment, the other with nude artwork by Perry Farrell. By this point in time, bands kinda knew when they were screwing themselves, so what better way to have it both ways than to offer people options? If retailers don't want to see frontal nudity, then they can read a bunch of legalese. Oddly, the music inside still sounds the same.
7) Electric Ladyland--Jimi Hendrix: Jimi Hendrix liked women. He named his recording studio Electric Lady and his third studio album Electric Ladyland. To honor the album's title, someone (not Hendrix, who reportedly did not like the cover) put naked women on the cover of the British pressing. You can't put naked women on the cover of an album that is mostly going to be bought by impressionable young men. They might get the right idea. And then they might dodge the draft and do drugs and use the cardboard gatefold sleeve for unpure purposes. It's a slippery slope, this morality.
6) Amorica--The Black Crowes: Pubic Hair is a touchy subject. Like children, it should be seen and not heard, or rather it should be waxed and not seen. In any case, get out your airbrushes kids or your copy of photoshop, there's a job that needs to be done. It is true that some people--like me--should never wear a bikini. Some of us respect that.
5) Back To The S**t--Millie Jackson: "Muffle That Fart," one of the album's illustrious tracks, was once an option on a jukebox in a local diner. It got me to part with a few quarters. How could it not?
4) Appetite For Destruction--Guns n' Roses: It's a bit shocking, I know, to think that a wholesome, fun-lovin' group such as L.A.'s Guns n' Roses would choose album art that some might find offensive. The artist Robert Williams was already well-known in art circles and as long as Guns n' Roses were some struggling young glam metal band, no one really cared what they put on their album covers. But once it was apparent that G n' R would likely become a major cultural force destined to take over the minds and wallets of young America, if music retailers would stock the album, it was time to remove the raped and battered woman from the album's cover before the rest of society became infected like TB.
3) Yesterday And Today--The Beatles: The Beatles were pretty tame by today's standards. But they had such an effective hold on the youth of the day and were so central to the culture that anything they did brought heavy scrutiny. So to appear in butcher smocks with bloody meat and decapitated baby dolls on an album cover was likely to cause a few people to be "not pleased" with them. Being the Beatles, they were, of course, smiling and looking like it was all one big joke. Which, of course, it was. But this was 1966 and people were still wearing suits to attend baseball games, you think they were going to put up with this?
2) Unfinished Music, Vol. One: Two Virgins--John Lennon And Yoko Ono: I suppose they had to figure out some way to interest people into listening to these experiments in sound and if it took standing naked on the album cover then that was what it was going to take. Obscene? Well, it's not the most attractive cover photo I've seen. In these days where every pimple is airbrushed, the honesty and integrity of the cover shot is to be respected. But when I reach for a Lennon album, this isn't the one that comes to mind.
1) Blind Faith--Blind Faith: This is still a touchy subject because we're talking about kids and the age of consent, and if you've noticed a lot of old school rockers, who used to sing about having relations with underage girls now move their ages upwards of 18 and 19, instead of 15, 16. Then, you're probably not surprised to hear that a lot of people didn't think the idea of putting a barely pubescent girl with her top off was a good idea for an album cover even if the album did include Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton. They might've been a super group, but they still had to use some common sense.
25) Lovesexy--Prince: Not everyone wants to look at a naked Prince. Some people would rather look at a paper bag.
24) Street Survivors--Lynyrd Skynyrd: Not so much controversial as bad karma, since the flames surrounding the band only served to remind everyone that they soon lost several members to a plane crash.
23) Achtung Baby--U2: Adam Clayton posed naked on the back cover and they eventually put an X over the "offending" spot. I'm all for artistic expression, but why do so many people want us to see them naked?
22) Nevermind--Nirvana: Personally, I don't think it's the little kid's genitalia that's offensive, so much as the kid's clamoring for the almighty dollar. What are parents teaching their kids? You want to negotiate these things. You want points. You want a percentage! Not just some stupid dollar.
21) Hefty Fine--Bloodhound Gang: Talk about a Man in a Box. From the looks of it, the model wasn't paid enough to do this. He doesn't look very happy. Do you think this improved his dating life? Could it? This guy's really out there somewhere, probably selling shoes. Did he do this to pay for an operation for his sister? To help bail his parents out of debt? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose. There must be some unusual beholders out there.
20) Love It To Death--Alice Cooper: What is it about the middle finger that causes so much trouble when it's extended? I just see it as another way of people saying hello. Isn't that what they're saying?
19) Moby Grape--Moby Grape: Moby Grape never became the huge success expected of them. When your marketing plan includes releasing five singles all at once so radio programmers don't know what to push and everyone's hearing something different, you've got a problem not even the folks at Sterling Cooper can fix. Don Stevenson, one of the Grape's four members who wasn't Skip Spence, was giving the middle finger from his washboard on initial pressings of the album. The record company sensibly airbrushed it out of subsequent printings, as America's moral status hung in the balance.
18) If You Can Believe Your Eyes And Ears--The Mamas And The Papas: Not only did the foursome pose in a bathtub but they had the nerve to leave the toilet in the shot for "realism." Was the bowl empty? Who knows? The record company quickly put a little sign over it letting us know what hits the album had in store for us. In a rare moment of honest advertising, the songs listed were actually hits and not some manager's wishful thinking.
17) Beggar's Banquet--The Rolling Stones: This album's release was held up because the Rolling Stones wanted an old toilet on the cover and the record company said no. The Stones were always courting controversy. It was their gestalt. Yet the record company had its limits and eventually won out with a white cover with just the name of the band and the album title made to look like a bland wedding invitation. Of course, by the time CD reissues were happening two decades later, the original album cover was then allowed and whatever "cutting edge" properties the cover possessed had been effectively blunted by years of people coming up with album covers considered to be much worse.
16) The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking--Roger Waters: Once the other guys in Pink Floyd finally got tired of being Roger Waters' back-up group, Waters was sent packing to go solo and try out his tuneless wonders on a crack band of session musicians. Always big on "concept," Waters put together an album about, I guess, hitchhiking. As one of six people who enjoyed The Final Cut, I must admit I never quite grasped (i.e. listened to) this Hitchhiking saga. I tried. But like trying to eat cardboard, it wouldn't go down. The original cover, however, did include an illustration of a woman's bare butt, which soon had a black box over it--to save civilization (natch).
15) Dark Side Of The Spoon--Ministry: It wasn't the allusion to heroin in the title or the presence of a naked obese person on the cover, but the dunce cap that encouraged retailers to refuse this Ministry album. Some took it not as a dunce cap, but as a Klan hat. I guess you could infer that the kid writing on the blackboard was naked because his robe was in the wash, but I still think it's a dunce cap.
14) Waking And Dreaming--Orleans: OK, so what is the guy in the middle looking down at? And is he smiling? The guy he's apparently looking at seems to be pretty impressed with himself. Supposedly, they all have jeans on below the crop. But this album turned me against group showers for life.
13) Tin Machine II--Tin Machine: Sure, the frontal nudity may have offended people who don't like looking at such things, but most David Bowie fans were more annoyed by the stiff, robotic, uninspired music contained within. The cover was, arguably, the highlight.
12) Country Life--Roxy Music: Rock musicians live such a charmed life that they often forget that the rest of society is trying to pretend these rock stars aren't as lucky as they are. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll really do beat working for a living. Unless you're a masochist. And naked girls seem to be one of the perks of the rock life. So, of course, the band would want you to see this instead of some boring old grass. I don't think people were really so much offended as just plain jealous.
11) Lovedrive--Scorpions: Nothing worse than getting your gum stuck on your date's breast. That's a pretty awkward moment. It's as if the Scorpions were auditioning for the part of Spinal Tap.
10) Your Turn To Fall--Jandek: Most Jandek albums are a moral affront to photographers everywhere. I could've chosen one of the blurry covers, but there is something so much more offensive, uncomfortable and controversial about the obvious sexual tension involved with this white desk. Don't stare at this one too long or else risk going blind.
9) Diamond Dogs--David Bowie: Dogs love their private parts. Just watch them expose them. Just watch them clean them. Just watch them use them. But when a person decides to become a canine, he must bear adult responsibility for his actions. And, therefore, David Bowie was forced to sacrifice his artistic ideals to appease the canine-sensitive members of his audience and cover up his doggie parts.
8) Ritual De Lo Habitual--Jane's Addiction: Two covers for this one. One with the first amendment, the other with nude artwork by Perry Farrell. By this point in time, bands kinda knew when they were screwing themselves, so what better way to have it both ways than to offer people options? If retailers don't want to see frontal nudity, then they can read a bunch of legalese. Oddly, the music inside still sounds the same.
7) Electric Ladyland--Jimi Hendrix: Jimi Hendrix liked women. He named his recording studio Electric Lady and his third studio album Electric Ladyland. To honor the album's title, someone (not Hendrix, who reportedly did not like the cover) put naked women on the cover of the British pressing. You can't put naked women on the cover of an album that is mostly going to be bought by impressionable young men. They might get the right idea. And then they might dodge the draft and do drugs and use the cardboard gatefold sleeve for unpure purposes. It's a slippery slope, this morality.
6) Amorica--The Black Crowes: Pubic Hair is a touchy subject. Like children, it should be seen and not heard, or rather it should be waxed and not seen. In any case, get out your airbrushes kids or your copy of photoshop, there's a job that needs to be done. It is true that some people--like me--should never wear a bikini. Some of us respect that.
5) Back To The S**t--Millie Jackson: "Muffle That Fart," one of the album's illustrious tracks, was once an option on a jukebox in a local diner. It got me to part with a few quarters. How could it not?
4) Appetite For Destruction--Guns n' Roses: It's a bit shocking, I know, to think that a wholesome, fun-lovin' group such as L.A.'s Guns n' Roses would choose album art that some might find offensive. The artist Robert Williams was already well-known in art circles and as long as Guns n' Roses were some struggling young glam metal band, no one really cared what they put on their album covers. But once it was apparent that G n' R would likely become a major cultural force destined to take over the minds and wallets of young America, if music retailers would stock the album, it was time to remove the raped and battered woman from the album's cover before the rest of society became infected like TB.
3) Yesterday And Today--The Beatles: The Beatles were pretty tame by today's standards. But they had such an effective hold on the youth of the day and were so central to the culture that anything they did brought heavy scrutiny. So to appear in butcher smocks with bloody meat and decapitated baby dolls on an album cover was likely to cause a few people to be "not pleased" with them. Being the Beatles, they were, of course, smiling and looking like it was all one big joke. Which, of course, it was. But this was 1966 and people were still wearing suits to attend baseball games, you think they were going to put up with this?
2) Unfinished Music, Vol. One: Two Virgins--John Lennon And Yoko Ono: I suppose they had to figure out some way to interest people into listening to these experiments in sound and if it took standing naked on the album cover then that was what it was going to take. Obscene? Well, it's not the most attractive cover photo I've seen. In these days where every pimple is airbrushed, the honesty and integrity of the cover shot is to be respected. But when I reach for a Lennon album, this isn't the one that comes to mind.
1) Blind Faith--Blind Faith: This is still a touchy subject because we're talking about kids and the age of consent, and if you've noticed a lot of old school rockers, who used to sing about having relations with underage girls now move their ages upwards of 18 and 19, instead of 15, 16. Then, you're probably not surprised to hear that a lot of people didn't think the idea of putting a barely pubescent girl with her top off was a good idea for an album cover even if the album did include Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton. They might've been a super group, but they still had to use some common sense.
Thursday, 4 September 2008
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Saturday, 30 August 2008
Monday, 25 August 2008
It's the SINGLE life for me!
Here is a snippet from an article I read today! Being single and enjoying frequent phone sex would seem to make for a very happy existence for those of us who "want to be alone".... Of course with your sexy phone sex therapist and counselor, you are NEVER ALONE!
Thanks to high divorce rates and the fact that young people are putting off marriage until later in life, could it be that we are finally (albeit grudgingly) embracing the notion that being single might just perhaps offer as much a guarantee of "living happily ever after" as does a life of monotony? Er, I mean monogamy and marriage.
In fact, never has so much ink been spilled on being single, with an abundance of books devoted to the subject. Sure, we are still defensive about being single in ways that coupled folk don't have to be. It's hard to imagine a book called "I'm Married, So Stop Giving Me a Hard Time," yet Even God is Single: (So Stop Giving Me A Hard Time) is right there next to books from which God herself might gather a few tips: Singles at the Crossroads: A Fresh Perspective on Christian Singleness and Single Purpose: A Devotional for Singles.
The Joy of Being Single is one of the few books out there that makes you feel like you could actually be happy being single. This is surprising when you look at the evidence. According to another study I came across, while "newlyweds experience a brief, emotional bounce after their wedding, they eventually return to the same outlook they had on life before they tied the knot."
And, yes, just as marriage does not ensure happiness, neither does being single. But being single deserves the same chance at making us happy, doesn't it? After all there are so many things to love about being single, like getting the whole bed to yourself, making plans without having to consult anyone but yourself and knowing that you're happier on your own than in a mediocre relationship!
DR. GRACE LILY STANTON - 866-461-8470 - I'm here to help. www.phonesexcounseling.net
Thanks to high divorce rates and the fact that young people are putting off marriage until later in life, could it be that we are finally (albeit grudgingly) embracing the notion that being single might just perhaps offer as much a guarantee of "living happily ever after" as does a life of monotony? Er, I mean monogamy and marriage.
In fact, never has so much ink been spilled on being single, with an abundance of books devoted to the subject. Sure, we are still defensive about being single in ways that coupled folk don't have to be. It's hard to imagine a book called "I'm Married, So Stop Giving Me a Hard Time," yet Even God is Single: (So Stop Giving Me A Hard Time) is right there next to books from which God herself might gather a few tips: Singles at the Crossroads: A Fresh Perspective on Christian Singleness and Single Purpose: A Devotional for Singles.
The Joy of Being Single is one of the few books out there that makes you feel like you could actually be happy being single. This is surprising when you look at the evidence. According to another study I came across, while "newlyweds experience a brief, emotional bounce after their wedding, they eventually return to the same outlook they had on life before they tied the knot."
And, yes, just as marriage does not ensure happiness, neither does being single. But being single deserves the same chance at making us happy, doesn't it? After all there are so many things to love about being single, like getting the whole bed to yourself, making plans without having to consult anyone but yourself and knowing that you're happier on your own than in a mediocre relationship!
DR. GRACE LILY STANTON - 866-461-8470 - I'm here to help. www.phonesexcounseling.net
Thursday, 21 August 2008
Sissies, cross-dressers, transgenders....
Check out this article I read this morning!
Today's News: Our Take - Top Model to Include its First Transgender Contestant
By TV Guide News
Thu Aug 14, 9:48 AM PDT
The new season of America's Next Top Model will include Isis, the show's first transgender contestant.
"My cards were dealt differently," Isis, 22, told Us. The aspiring model is from Prince George's County, Maryland, and describes herself as "a woman born physically male."
Her historic turn as the show's first transgender contestant, though, isn't why she's getting on the Top Model runway. "I like to help people, but I'm here to follow my dreams," she said.
Yet, GLAAD leadership is still applauding her addition to this year's group of models wannabes. "We applaud Tyra Banks and The CW for making this historic visibility of transgender people possible," president Neil Giuliano said.
Will the addition of Isis change the game for transgender models on " and off the show? " Anna Dimond
TVGuide Links:
America's Next Top Model
Tyra Banks
Copyright © 2008 TV Guide All rights reserved.
DR. GRACE LILY STANTON - 866-461-8470 - I'm here to help. www.phonesexcounseling.net
Today's News: Our Take - Top Model to Include its First Transgender Contestant
By TV Guide News
Thu Aug 14, 9:48 AM PDT
The new season of America's Next Top Model will include Isis, the show's first transgender contestant.
"My cards were dealt differently," Isis, 22, told Us. The aspiring model is from Prince George's County, Maryland, and describes herself as "a woman born physically male."
Her historic turn as the show's first transgender contestant, though, isn't why she's getting on the Top Model runway. "I like to help people, but I'm here to follow my dreams," she said.
Yet, GLAAD leadership is still applauding her addition to this year's group of models wannabes. "We applaud Tyra Banks and The CW for making this historic visibility of transgender people possible," president Neil Giuliano said.
Will the addition of Isis change the game for transgender models on " and off the show? " Anna Dimond
TVGuide Links:
America's Next Top Model
Tyra Banks
Copyright © 2008 TV Guide All rights reserved.
DR. GRACE LILY STANTON - 866-461-8470 - I'm here to help. www.phonesexcounseling.net
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
Summer is ending......
.... BUT THE HEAT IS STILL RISING......
CALL DR GRACE STANTON FOR RELIEF AND RELEASE!
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Wednesday, 23 July 2008
A story - Dr. Grace - Prison Therapist
One of my clients wrote this story and I thought I'd share it with you..... He said I was inspirational! Thanks Allan *kiss*
"If you want to catch fish you must use the right bait" Grace muses as she slipped on wispy, black, lace panties. A matching bra, to accent her high firm breasts, along with a black garter belt & stockings made the ensemble complete. Now the black cocktail dress to show off her ample breasts. A pair of sandal strap spiked heels, she was almost ready. Her hair, make up and nails are perfect. If this doesn't jump start his libido he is made of stone. But she still had one more session before her dinner date so she put on a lab coat. Working as a therapist in a medium security prison meant she had to use discretion. The inmates are given drugs to subdue their sex drive but nothing is perfect.
The reason for Grace's preparations is Dr. Pretorious. The Institute to whom Grace is contracted to bears his name. He is a rising star in the field of psychiatry. 8 years younger than Grace, he conducts research on men & women convicted of sex crimes. Grace went through a long process of interviews and investigation into her background but it is worth it. She is doing the work she loves. Dr Pretorius has taken a great interest in her results. His youth, intelligence and vigor combined with his chiseled good looks makes him the Prince Charming of the Institute. But he never socializes with anyone but Grace. And it is always about work. This time it will change.
Grace grew up in a small town. Her widowed father worked as a branch manager for a growing company. When she was 16 she accompanied her father to a company picnic hosted by the President and CEO. He was very suave and immediately was captivated by Grace. Any chance he had he got Grace involved. He treated her like the guest of honor. Her father was invited to sit at his table at lunch which meant that Grace was there also. He danced with most of the employees. He paid most of his attentions to Grace. A week after the picnic he called Grace and invited her to his country house. House? More like an estate. A huge house on acres of land with gardens, large swimming pool, tennis courts, a golf green and even riding stables. Upon arrival at the airport she was met by a limousine. She was taken to exclusive shops in the city where she, with the help of the store manager, picked out a suitable wardrobe. At the house he took her on a tour. They had an elegant dinner. During and after dinner they talked. She listened intensely. They had after dinner drinks and then he asked her to dance. Grace had never learned to dance but It came naturally. He was so smooth as they glided around the floor They kissed. Grace lost her virginity that night. She came 3 times and in the morning came 2 times more. It was all so perfect. They spent the day horseback riding. That night they made love again and the lessons began. She went to see him every other weekend. Besides teaching her the erotic arts he taught her about fine dining, dancing, fashion, fine literature, tennis, golf, skiing sailing, art appreciation and everything necessary to be a courtesan. It helped her school work too. She shot to the head of her class. She excelled in languages and sciences. Her father rose steadily though the company. He was competent so no one was suspicious. He knew what was going on but said nothing.
After graduation from high school she easily got a scholarship to the college she wanted to attend. He made sure she had a house off campus modestly furnished so she had privacy. She didn't go for campus activities but she diid have several friends. Several guys and two of her professors wanted to date her but she skillfully avoided complications. Halfway through college his health started to fail. He started to ask her to entertain business associates and special clients. They would take her to dinner and cocktails, sometimes a play or special event. Then they would end up at one of hotels he owned. There wasn't anything bizarre. Most of the men had voracious sexual appetites but Grace easily met any challenges. The only unusual request involved the first experience of a 14 year old boy. She knew he was watching. On graduation he showed up.looking frail. Grace introduced him as a family friend. He gave her diamond watch and a laptop computer. Two months later he died. His lawyer came to her. He was one of the men she entertained. Loved to dance. She asked him about his wife. He said she had another stroke and the end was not far off. His eyes began to tear up. Losing two loved ones in a short period of time is more than some people can endure. He gave her a letter, a copy of The Will and a box labeled INSURANCE The letter was an expression of how much he loved her and how much she meant to him. The Will left her living comfortably for as long as she lived. The box was full of files, each having DVDs attached. Grace went home and cried for 2 days.
Now she has finished grad school, done with her Internship & residency and has a contract with the Pretorius Institute. . Her last two patients she is seeing together. Mornings are for group therapy and afternoons are for individual sessions. Mitch & Henry aren't criminals. Mitch is a member of a popular local band who got high and ended up in bed with a 15 year old girl. She told him she was18 and looked it. Henry was a college student who sneaked into a women's dormitory as a fraternity prank. He was convicted of sexual battery. Both used public defenders. They faced the same judge. Grace liked both of them. She contacted the lawyer and he is filing an appeal. She is having their session together to let them know how the appeal is progressing.
Grace heard them out in the hall. She sat behind her desk so they wouldn't see her high heals and sheer stockings. She told them to come in and sit down. Henry sat in the chair. Mitch sat on the psychiatrist's couch she found in an antique store. It was a nice decoration but nobody used it. She updated them about the appeals. The Judge knew the 15 year old girl's father, a major contributor. She should have recused herself. Both she and the prosecuting attorney are up for re-election. The made it a show trial to demonstrate to their constituents that they are tough on sex crimes. They both will be disqualified if the appeals court judge grants their motion. The men both seem encouraged but have pained looks on their faces. Mitch explains that he is having a real problem. The girl he supposedly raped is trying to visit him. She is sending him erotic letters and sits outside the fence while he is working in the yard. Henry doesn't seem to be effected by the sex drive suppressing drugs. He has an erection now. Grace can see it. In fact they both have hard-ons. Grace can hear the pain in there voices. She rolls her chair back and tells them to trust in their therapist.
As Grace stands up she sheds her lab coat. The guy's eyes pop out as they absorb the vision before them. "Take your clothes off" she tells them as she reaches back to undo her dress. They are quick to respond but they don't take their eyes off her. Her dress is around her feet and she unhooks her bra. Her large nipples with large aureoles are erect and hypnotic. Their cocks are at attention. She walks over and drops to her knees in front of them She strokes Henry's cock as she takes Mitch's cock in her mouth. She uses her oral skills to bring him to the brink of ecstasy. Then she takes Henry to the edge. She pushes Mitch back onto the couch. She climbs on top of him and grabs his throbbing cock, pulls her panties aside and guides it into her pulsating pussy, Grace feels a twinge of pain as her pussy stretches to accomadate his cock. She turns to find Henry and suck his cock but he is behind her. She is starting to lose control when he probes her ass. She leans forward as he rams it home. The sexual beast in her is finally coming out. Grace is impaled on the 2 cocks pounding her body. Tawdry, sweaty, animal lust.
Dr Pretorius is early. He goes to his office to catch up on some paperwork and wait for Grace to finish her last session. After taking his coat off he sits at his desk and opens a consel with a TV screen. I'll check on her and see how she is doing. maybe we can get out of here earl.....OH MY LORD!!!!! he is stunned as the image of her being ravished by two convicts fills the screen. " Mommy you were right!! She IS a whore, I should have known when that pimp you married gave her to me for my birthday. She soiled my manhood. I'm going to tear up her contract. No, I can study her too. But she won't know it. It's perfect! Mommy it will make your baby boy famous." After making sure that it is all being recorded, He reaches for his phone and leaves Grace a message saying he has an emergency and cancels their dinner plans.
Grace doesn't hear her phone ring. There is nothing else in the world besides the two cocks. and four hands squeezing her breasts, pinching her nipples. Henry grabs her hair and pulls her head back as his cock drills her ass with long hard strokes. He can feel Mitch's cock pounding her pussy She hears both of them start to grunt & groan. Cocks growing inside her. She knows they are going to erupt. He body is going to be filled with molten hot sticky cum. Her body is quaking, ready to explode. Like a bomb it hit. Her body is racked with pleasure. They collaspe in a sweaty heap.
Dr Pretorius is scribbling away in his notebook. 'See Mommy, she is enjoying the debauchery, the whore." The camera continues to record the orgy as he put his coat on, grabs his briefcase and got out the back door.
Grace puts her bra and dress back on. She notices the flashing message light. She listens to the Doctor's cancellation. Oh well, probably only wanted to talk business again. Mitch & Henry are just starting to recover. She tells them that what just happened was a one time deal, maybe. If any word gets out about it she would have the lawyer drop the appeal. She will change her reports so they would spend the rest of their sentences in a maximum security facility. They shake their heads in agreement. After putting their clothes back on they smile, thank her and leave..
Grace calls the lawyer. She asks what is situation with the Appeals Court Judge. Not good she hears. She tells him to send over a messenger. She goes to her wall safe. She tales out the box labeled INSURANCE. She finds a file with the judge's name. She puts the DVD into her computer. On the screen is the image of the judge manicled between two posts. A leather clad woman has a whip and is beating him. He is begging for more. The next scene is him beating a black woman dressed as a slave in the Old South. The curses and racial slurs from his mouth make Grace cringe. She burns a DVD of a minute of both scenes. She types out a note on her word processor telling the judge that there is a lot more and what he is to do to keep it off the six o'clock news. This will keep him in line. Next she has to call her other lawyer who acts as her proxy. Her foundation is the majority stockholder of the Pretorius Institute she wants to protect her holdings. Her work is never done.
"If you want to catch fish you must use the right bait" Grace muses as she slipped on wispy, black, lace panties. A matching bra, to accent her high firm breasts, along with a black garter belt & stockings made the ensemble complete. Now the black cocktail dress to show off her ample breasts. A pair of sandal strap spiked heels, she was almost ready. Her hair, make up and nails are perfect. If this doesn't jump start his libido he is made of stone. But she still had one more session before her dinner date so she put on a lab coat. Working as a therapist in a medium security prison meant she had to use discretion. The inmates are given drugs to subdue their sex drive but nothing is perfect.
The reason for Grace's preparations is Dr. Pretorious. The Institute to whom Grace is contracted to bears his name. He is a rising star in the field of psychiatry. 8 years younger than Grace, he conducts research on men & women convicted of sex crimes. Grace went through a long process of interviews and investigation into her background but it is worth it. She is doing the work she loves. Dr Pretorius has taken a great interest in her results. His youth, intelligence and vigor combined with his chiseled good looks makes him the Prince Charming of the Institute. But he never socializes with anyone but Grace. And it is always about work. This time it will change.
Grace grew up in a small town. Her widowed father worked as a branch manager for a growing company. When she was 16 she accompanied her father to a company picnic hosted by the President and CEO. He was very suave and immediately was captivated by Grace. Any chance he had he got Grace involved. He treated her like the guest of honor. Her father was invited to sit at his table at lunch which meant that Grace was there also. He danced with most of the employees. He paid most of his attentions to Grace. A week after the picnic he called Grace and invited her to his country house. House? More like an estate. A huge house on acres of land with gardens, large swimming pool, tennis courts, a golf green and even riding stables. Upon arrival at the airport she was met by a limousine. She was taken to exclusive shops in the city where she, with the help of the store manager, picked out a suitable wardrobe. At the house he took her on a tour. They had an elegant dinner. During and after dinner they talked. She listened intensely. They had after dinner drinks and then he asked her to dance. Grace had never learned to dance but It came naturally. He was so smooth as they glided around the floor They kissed. Grace lost her virginity that night. She came 3 times and in the morning came 2 times more. It was all so perfect. They spent the day horseback riding. That night they made love again and the lessons began. She went to see him every other weekend. Besides teaching her the erotic arts he taught her about fine dining, dancing, fashion, fine literature, tennis, golf, skiing sailing, art appreciation and everything necessary to be a courtesan. It helped her school work too. She shot to the head of her class. She excelled in languages and sciences. Her father rose steadily though the company. He was competent so no one was suspicious. He knew what was going on but said nothing.
After graduation from high school she easily got a scholarship to the college she wanted to attend. He made sure she had a house off campus modestly furnished so she had privacy. She didn't go for campus activities but she diid have several friends. Several guys and two of her professors wanted to date her but she skillfully avoided complications. Halfway through college his health started to fail. He started to ask her to entertain business associates and special clients. They would take her to dinner and cocktails, sometimes a play or special event. Then they would end up at one of hotels he owned. There wasn't anything bizarre. Most of the men had voracious sexual appetites but Grace easily met any challenges. The only unusual request involved the first experience of a 14 year old boy. She knew he was watching. On graduation he showed up.looking frail. Grace introduced him as a family friend. He gave her diamond watch and a laptop computer. Two months later he died. His lawyer came to her. He was one of the men she entertained. Loved to dance. She asked him about his wife. He said she had another stroke and the end was not far off. His eyes began to tear up. Losing two loved ones in a short period of time is more than some people can endure. He gave her a letter, a copy of The Will and a box labeled INSURANCE The letter was an expression of how much he loved her and how much she meant to him. The Will left her living comfortably for as long as she lived. The box was full of files, each having DVDs attached. Grace went home and cried for 2 days.
Now she has finished grad school, done with her Internship & residency and has a contract with the Pretorius Institute. . Her last two patients she is seeing together. Mornings are for group therapy and afternoons are for individual sessions. Mitch & Henry aren't criminals. Mitch is a member of a popular local band who got high and ended up in bed with a 15 year old girl. She told him she was18 and looked it. Henry was a college student who sneaked into a women's dormitory as a fraternity prank. He was convicted of sexual battery. Both used public defenders. They faced the same judge. Grace liked both of them. She contacted the lawyer and he is filing an appeal. She is having their session together to let them know how the appeal is progressing.
Grace heard them out in the hall. She sat behind her desk so they wouldn't see her high heals and sheer stockings. She told them to come in and sit down. Henry sat in the chair. Mitch sat on the psychiatrist's couch she found in an antique store. It was a nice decoration but nobody used it. She updated them about the appeals. The Judge knew the 15 year old girl's father, a major contributor. She should have recused herself. Both she and the prosecuting attorney are up for re-election. The made it a show trial to demonstrate to their constituents that they are tough on sex crimes. They both will be disqualified if the appeals court judge grants their motion. The men both seem encouraged but have pained looks on their faces. Mitch explains that he is having a real problem. The girl he supposedly raped is trying to visit him. She is sending him erotic letters and sits outside the fence while he is working in the yard. Henry doesn't seem to be effected by the sex drive suppressing drugs. He has an erection now. Grace can see it. In fact they both have hard-ons. Grace can hear the pain in there voices. She rolls her chair back and tells them to trust in their therapist.
As Grace stands up she sheds her lab coat. The guy's eyes pop out as they absorb the vision before them. "Take your clothes off" she tells them as she reaches back to undo her dress. They are quick to respond but they don't take their eyes off her. Her dress is around her feet and she unhooks her bra. Her large nipples with large aureoles are erect and hypnotic. Their cocks are at attention. She walks over and drops to her knees in front of them She strokes Henry's cock as she takes Mitch's cock in her mouth. She uses her oral skills to bring him to the brink of ecstasy. Then she takes Henry to the edge. She pushes Mitch back onto the couch. She climbs on top of him and grabs his throbbing cock, pulls her panties aside and guides it into her pulsating pussy, Grace feels a twinge of pain as her pussy stretches to accomadate his cock. She turns to find Henry and suck his cock but he is behind her. She is starting to lose control when he probes her ass. She leans forward as he rams it home. The sexual beast in her is finally coming out. Grace is impaled on the 2 cocks pounding her body. Tawdry, sweaty, animal lust.
Dr Pretorius is early. He goes to his office to catch up on some paperwork and wait for Grace to finish her last session. After taking his coat off he sits at his desk and opens a consel with a TV screen. I'll check on her and see how she is doing. maybe we can get out of here earl.....OH MY LORD!!!!! he is stunned as the image of her being ravished by two convicts fills the screen. " Mommy you were right!! She IS a whore, I should have known when that pimp you married gave her to me for my birthday. She soiled my manhood. I'm going to tear up her contract. No, I can study her too. But she won't know it. It's perfect! Mommy it will make your baby boy famous." After making sure that it is all being recorded, He reaches for his phone and leaves Grace a message saying he has an emergency and cancels their dinner plans.
Grace doesn't hear her phone ring. There is nothing else in the world besides the two cocks. and four hands squeezing her breasts, pinching her nipples. Henry grabs her hair and pulls her head back as his cock drills her ass with long hard strokes. He can feel Mitch's cock pounding her pussy She hears both of them start to grunt & groan. Cocks growing inside her. She knows they are going to erupt. He body is going to be filled with molten hot sticky cum. Her body is quaking, ready to explode. Like a bomb it hit. Her body is racked with pleasure. They collaspe in a sweaty heap.
Dr Pretorius is scribbling away in his notebook. 'See Mommy, she is enjoying the debauchery, the whore." The camera continues to record the orgy as he put his coat on, grabs his briefcase and got out the back door.
Grace puts her bra and dress back on. She notices the flashing message light. She listens to the Doctor's cancellation. Oh well, probably only wanted to talk business again. Mitch & Henry are just starting to recover. She tells them that what just happened was a one time deal, maybe. If any word gets out about it she would have the lawyer drop the appeal. She will change her reports so they would spend the rest of their sentences in a maximum security facility. They shake their heads in agreement. After putting their clothes back on they smile, thank her and leave..
Grace calls the lawyer. She asks what is situation with the Appeals Court Judge. Not good she hears. She tells him to send over a messenger. She goes to her wall safe. She tales out the box labeled INSURANCE. She finds a file with the judge's name. She puts the DVD into her computer. On the screen is the image of the judge manicled between two posts. A leather clad woman has a whip and is beating him. He is begging for more. The next scene is him beating a black woman dressed as a slave in the Old South. The curses and racial slurs from his mouth make Grace cringe. She burns a DVD of a minute of both scenes. She types out a note on her word processor telling the judge that there is a lot more and what he is to do to keep it off the six o'clock news. This will keep him in line. Next she has to call her other lawyer who acts as her proxy. Her foundation is the majority stockholder of the Pretorius Institute she wants to protect her holdings. Her work is never done.
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